ZERO ARMS. ZERO LEGS. ONE ANGRY BIRD.
“Yep, this here rescue cat has taught me everything I need to know about sniffing.”
Well, the election happened five days ago and there is no shortage of hate, disgust, and panic on social media. So, this is the perfect refuge. I’ve made the switch to alternate sites, but they’re not as user-friendly as what I’ve grown accustomed to. Frankly, ditto here, but I’ll keep plugging away, trying this, trying that. I hope to announce this to the world (or what little slice of said world with which I interact) by the end of the month.
Today, I’m going to try monkeying with the text…
strikethrough Ooh, that worked!
text color Hey, that worked, too!
Since nobody will see this (okay, a couple people probably will), I’m just going to go with whatever strikes my fancy. Mind you, I don’t want to end up with a bruised fancy, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take. Anyway…here goes…
Prior to my retirement as an Environmental Services Associate (you know them as “custodians”), I pondered whether I should develop my own website. This would be a place where I could express my inner, deepest thoughts. Or fart jokes. Don’t judge.
This summer, I moved from the dumpster fire which is Pennsylvania to the insanity which is Virginia. As of this writing, Pennsylvania is still a dumpster fire and the jury’s out on Virginia. I relocated to Virginia Beach to help out my daughter and new son-in-law get on their feet. In a year, though, I plan on moving farther south. I’ll still be close to them (and my son and his future wife, who live in Richmond, but I’m tired of hearing sirens. I want to virtually disappear somewhere rural where, hopefully, my Yankee accent won’t get me into too much trouble.
What energized me into going with this website is the fact that Facebook, where I usually post my own brand of silly, suspended me for a month due to “violating community standards.” I have no idea what I could have done. When I tried to investigate, I could not actually see what got me tossed “into the can.” Moreover, the most recent troublesome post was January, 2019. That’s right, over a year and a half ago.
So, therefore, I decided to launch this website a little earlier than I had originally planned. I’m still finding my way around Word Press (i.e., not exactly sure how it is I post pictures…I do that sort of thing a lot). In a few weeks, I’ll reactivate my Facebook account (they suspended me…I suspended THEM. Screw those fascists). At that point, I’ll direct my friends there to find me on this site. It will contain most of the stuff I already post on Facebook and will be free. At least for the time being. It would be nice to have some money coming in. After all, I am a pensioner now. For now, though…enjoy?
Well, that’s all for now. Supper’s calling and “Jeopardy” will be coming on soon.
Stay safe, both of you.