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“Hey, Corn Pop! Come at me, bro! I brought some muscle with me this time! And her husband.”

With every book sold, Andrew Cuomo will give you a complimentary boob squeeze. Hey, it’s not like he’s gonna have a helluva lot to do in a couple weeks.

And they’re worried about syrup.

Jesus. What’s the alternative?

I fear that we’re circling the drain

Imagine the poor guy having to drag his stump down the stairs.

Seems legit.

I am so going to Hell.

Sponsored by Bill Clinton

Meanwhile, in Virginia…

Southern hospitality at its finest.

Note: Looking at the gas prices, it’s clear this was taken a while ago.