Category: Foto Funnies

Far be it from me to poke fun of what turns somebody on, but I’m sorry, that’s just gotta hurt.

CNN is reporting that a guy said he was told by a guy who’s married to a guy whose sister-in-law’s cousin works the night shift at a Waffle House close by Andrews AFB claims that she saw Donald Trump, disguised as a Guatemalan grandmother, placing banana peels on the steps of Air Force One late Thursday night.

Bill Clinton must shop here

“Well, that’s not fair. Not fair at all. Why the hell is Caitlyn Jenner allowed to have a gender when I can’t? And I’ve never had a penis!”

“Hey, you know, maybe we should have something about six year olds not being allowed to chop their penises off.”
“Oh, come ON, Ben! Look, I know you’re from Pennsylvania, but nobody could possibly be that crazy.”

The Shortest Book Ever Published

They suck.

The End.

Pole Dancers

To assist drivers having difficulty locating their vehicles in crowded parking lots, General Motors announces that the “Happy Asian Pop Up Device” will be standard equipment on all 2022 GM Sedans.