“Hey, Corn Pop! Come at me, bro! I brought some muscle with me this time! And her husband.”
With every book sold, Andrew Cuomo will give you a complimentary boob squeeze. Hey, it’s not like he’s gonna have a helluva lot to do in a couple weeks.
And they’re worried about syrup.
Jesus. What’s the alternative?
I fear that we’re circling the drain
Imagine the poor guy having to drag his stump down the stairs.
I am so going to Hell.
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Meanwhile, in Virginia…
Southern hospitality at its finest.
Note: Looking at the gas prices, it’s clear this was taken a while ago.